Убийственные стихи!.. :)

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Poor old lady, she swallowed a spider,
It squirmed and wriggled and turned inside her.
She swallowed a spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Poor old lady, she swallowed a bird.
How absurd! She swallowed a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Poor old lady, she swallowed a cat.
Think of that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed a cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Poor old lady, she swallowed a dog.
She went the whole hog when she swallowed a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Poor old lady, she swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed the cow,
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
Poor old lady, she swallowed a horse.
She died, of course.

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