"Петрарка" (Tikkey)
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I wish you all the worst:
One day they'll steal your purse...
And, honey, break your leg,
I mean it...
When bears catch you,
I wanna see it.
Get burnt by a kettle
But still there's something better -
Swallow ink by mistake,
Meet a wicked angry snake.
Spilling soup on your DG dress
Won't seem a trouble neverthess...
Your fate will be ironic....
You'll get the plague bubonic...
By leaning out of the train window
You'll be quite close to making your wife a widow
Surviver in the stabbers' attack,
The next day you'll approach a burning stack...
While your buttocks suffer from a hedgehog dilemma,
After morning meeting with a nice creature called Emma,
You will still wanna see a damn marsh...
Ooops! Don't you think life's getting too harsh?
Needa break?
Some refreshments to keep you awake...
Cooking, sewing, aviation - alas!
Just injuries, crash and intoxication
This is when i ll be your Chip'n'Dale
Trust me - i don't mean to assail
5 сентября 2008
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